As a follow-up to last week's slide show of Things A VC Will Never Say, here is the other side of the coin:
Things A Founder Will Never Say
The picture on the front of a very young Bill Gates and his team in some very fashionable "1970's Geek" attire is pretty good, as are these lines:
Consistency: "We're all about real-time, just like we were all about the iPhone last quarter, and Facebook apps before that."
Preparedness: "Our marketing plan is to pray for TechCrunch coverage."