Things A VC Will Never Say

Let's start off the day with a little VC humor...this slide deck, modeled off the "Successories" line of motivational posters (favored by Michael Scott in the Office), accurately sums up a few of the more common VC sentiments.

Things a VC Will Never Say

My favorites:

Humility: "Quite frankly, I'm not the smartest person in the room."

and,

Confidence: "I will not let my absence of direct experience reduce the intensity of my opinion."

and,

Attentiveness: "It was rude of me to check my Blackberry during the meeting."

Good stuff!