Let's start off the day with a little VC humor...this slide deck, modeled off the "Successories" line of motivational posters (favored by Michael Scott in the Office), accurately sums up a few of the more common VC sentiments.
Things a VC Will Never Say
Humility: "Quite frankly, I'm not the smartest person in the room."
Confidence: "I will not let my absence of direct experience reduce the intensity of my opinion."
Attentiveness: "It was rude of me to check my Blackberry during the meeting."
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